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Start MMR: 650 Last Week MMR: 749 This Week’s MMR: 1015 Next Week’s MMR Goal: 1.2K
Report: Everytime I close my eyes, I see a pattern forming. Lines combine and turn to cloth. Chittering echoes from somewhere far off, but so close. Playing Weaver all the time is really getting to me.
Also, I'm sorry for not updating. I was away from the computer for two weeks and then had to come back to mid terms. I passed them all, and got a 98 my math mid term, which I thought I was going to fail for sure!
And we've finally hit that 1K mark!! Celebration is in order.
I've learned a new trick in game. It's call be mother. In each game, I introduce myself as mother and say I will help my kids get MMR. It actually works splendidly. Every time they fuck up, I tell them I still love them and I will still get them that MMR. When they are fighting, I will say it hurts my feelings and they will actually stop. They do what I say a lot more often when I'm Mother. People are hardly ever salty and are willing to work together. You'd think all DotA players mothers don't love them. Then again, we are in the Void, so it wouldn't surprise me. It's the true source of their saltiness.
I keep running into odd skill builds. That was to be expected, but honestly. Legion Commander swore by not using blademail, blink, or shadow blade. This also happened (look at what Lifestealer said). Also an Ursa who never Rosh'd.
Now, I should be back next sunday. If I'm not, pm me and tell me to stop being such a piece of shit.
- Pyrocumulus
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Yes, why lotus orb. Only a spell on each enemy hero it works against. ^^ (Think they were referring to your linken though?)
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On March 28 2016 06:38 Yurie wrote: Yes, why lotus orb. Only a spell on each enemy hero it works against. ^^ (Think they were referring to your linken though?) Nah, they were talking about what to get on Rubick. But sure, no boots required.
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nice channel their neuroses to exploit their emotions five stars
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hey, goodluck man
was the lifestealer talking about skipping boots on... weaver? from the safelane? because that's not impractical. when your teammates insist on fighting it out, you pick pudge and hook them onto a cliff. and tell your team that no one is buying fly-courier. it's called tough love from mommy pudge.
I actually had a similar thing going on as a joke playing various games it's where you tell all your teammates--your safelane laning partner--that their dicks are massive. tell teal that you're calling him "12 inch madness" now. your sworn enemies are now all "1 inch sadness". when you wanna go for a kill that you know you can achieve with his/her help, you ping the enemy laner and talk to them this way, "12 inch Johnson, I know you can do it, let's fuck this guy up like you're going to fuck up scarlett johannson when you get home tonight. use your stun and I'm right there with you." and while you're getting the kill, and chanting that you're fucking him up, you reward your teammate with a positive interaction. she would leave ryan reynold for you, if she didn't already.
this is where I like to begin painting pictures, visual metaphors to my entire team using words.
you relate to that borderline insane experience at safelane where you guys scored a kill and tell everybody that they have massive penises too. "your balls are so big, I do not know how one would walk or carry them." and while you're micromanaging them, you reassert the positive vibe by telling them that their name actually means, "he who has slumbering giant between lush forests" in an ancient language of your choosing, and that it's all so fitting.
their midlaner is that butch chick barring you from getting to her cute friend, that's why we slay her. devise a strategy with your team. "well fuck, what if she's super buff?". you tell them, no problem, I have plan, it's bulletproof. Invite her to fite you at the local mcdonalds@walmart parking lot, and pinch some soil or sand before you head out... just like you are walking down midlane, buying dusts, sentries, wards, and arcane boots in this dota 2 game. say she really is buff and she's beating your grown ass. just take a fall like the soccer players do, raise one of your hands as a little white flag and go, "no, please, mercy, I'm sorry, I was wrong" and give out a whimper of defeat. she'll be shocked, and that's when you reach into your pocket and throw it into her eyes... just like you are dumping sentries over bounty hunter's now dead body so he knows he can never set foot on that part of the map anymore.
and while you're teamfighting you shout, "bitches get stitches, and these guys are our bitches." anything you can as an analogy to empower them. anything at all. you're playing crystal maiden with an early blink and you shout out as you get a sick ulti from treeline, "I can't see SHIT because all I see is my white ass blizzard doing all the work, it's whiter than Donald trump in a snowstorm out here." and your teammates are now watching how badass their 5 position is, while getting a rampage and dunking on the other team. you know.. I mean ask them personal questions to see what that might be before the game starts. different strokes for different folks.
usually works because you're micromanaging them, I dont' know about the whole massive dick thing or if people feel better hearing that lol. but it is better than hearing a nagging envy-like voice telling you repeatedly what to do in lane.
420 yolo
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On March 28 2016 06:38 Yurie wrote: Yes, why lotus orb. Only a spell on each enemy hero it works against. ^^ (Think they were referring to your linken though?)
Obviously it's so Rubick can cause 3 Reaper's Scythe kills by using Lotus Orb + Spell Steal + RFO .
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On March 29 2016 00:26 nanaoei wrote: hey, goodluck man
was the lifestealer talking about skipping boots on... weaver? from the safelane? because that's not impractical. when your teammates insist on fighting it out, you pick pudge and hook them onto a cliff. and tell your team that no one is buying fly-courier. it's called tough love from mommy pudge.
I actually had a similar thing going on as a joke playing various games it's where you tell all your teammates--your safelane laning partner--that their dicks are massive. tell teal that you're calling him "12 inch madness" now. your sworn enemies are now all "1 inch sadness". when you wanna go for a kill that you know you can achieve with his/her help, you ping the enemy laner and talk to them this way, "12 inch Johnson, I know you can do it, let's fuck this guy up like you're going to fuck up scarlett johannson when you get home tonight. use your stun and I'm right there with you." and while you're getting the kill, and chanting that you're fucking him up, you reward your teammate with a positive interaction. she would leave ryan reynold for you, if she didn't already.
this is where I like to begin painting pictures, visual metaphors to my entire team using words.
you relate to that borderline insane experience at safelane where you guys scored a kill and tell everybody that they have massive penises too. "your balls are so big, I do not know how one would walk or carry them." and while you're micromanaging them, you reassert the positive vibe by telling them that their name actually means, "he who has slumbering giant between lush forests" in an ancient language of your choosing, and that it's all so fitting.
their midlaner is that butch chick barring you from getting to her cute friend, that's why we slay her. devise a strategy with your team. "well fuck, what if she's super buff?". you tell them, no problem, I have plan, it's bulletproof. Invite her to fite you at the local mcdonalds@walmart parking lot, and pinch some soil or sand before you head out... just like you are walking down midlane, buying dusts, sentries, wards, and arcane boots in this dota 2 game. say she really is buff and she's beating your grown ass. just take a fall like the soccer players do, raise one of your hands as a little white flag and go, "no, please, mercy, I'm sorry, I was wrong" and give out a whimper of defeat. she'll be shocked, and that's when you reach into your pocket and throw it into her eyes... just like you are dumping sentries over bounty hunter's now dead body so he knows he can never set foot on that part of the map anymore.
and while you're teamfighting you shout, "bitches get stitches, and these guys are our bitches." anything you can as an analogy to empower them. anything at all. you're playing crystal maiden with an early blink and you shout out as you get a sick ulti from treeline, "I can't see SHIT because all I see is my white ass blizzard doing all the work, it's whiter than Donald trump in a snowstorm out here." and your teammates are now watching how badass their 5 position is, while getting a rampage and dunking on the other team. you know.. I mean ask them personal questions to see what that might be before the game starts. different strokes for different folks.
usually works because you're micromanaging them, I dont' know about the whole massive dick thing or if people feel better hearing that lol. but it is better than hearing a nagging envy-like voice telling you repeatedly what to do in lane.
420 yolo I want you to know that I haven't laughed this hard in literal months. My father came into my room because it's 2AM on a school night. I want this to become a copypasta.
And I'm not sure how the dick thing would work for me mainly because it feels weird to talk about, being a 16 year old virgin girl and all.
Also, with the mother thing, I don't have to worry about people calling me gay (which is half true, but they don't know that). People give an instant positive response when I say "Hi. // I'm Mother. // I'm here to help you get that MMR <3", call them kiddo throughout the game, and forgive them when they fuck up. Psychologically, It makes them feel accepted, safe, and cared for. Also you can't just yell at your mom. You just can't.
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no problem, here's some other stuff that works because you know what? being the leader is lonely sometimes, you need a little something for yourself. glad my 420 post made somebody jappy.
when you're losing midlane there are quite a few things you can do it pull it back. pretend you're in a warzone and it's kill or be killed. you need to be able to throw punches but not take them back. so what you can do is while you're both busy last hitting and fighting over creeps and you spot an opportunity to skirmish, or your get an invis rune and you walk up behind the guy... you allchat and copy paste, "hey lina, A/S/L?" and right as that message comes across the screen, that is when you strike.
they'll be so shocked that they'll be dead before they can properly react.
wrost case scenario you know where they live and you can start making excuses to feel better for losing mid. my personal favourite is just allchatting (once again), "afk breastfeeding nephew". "ur so lucky i have responsibilities as a single uncle". and while they're in shock (once again) you strike and hopefully they give you a mercy kill and you're back in the game again.
anything and everything to win mate. YOLO You-Only-Level-Once
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i have to profess some level of offense taken at the notion that Also you can't just yell at your mom. You just can't. because the popular notion that mothers are invariably well-intentioned people propagated by people with decent mothers can really make feel people with more questionable parenting really bad
ok that was only half serious
also nanoei your post was godlike i enjoyed it greatly as well and copypasted it into the general discussion thread cuz i thought it was great
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On March 30 2016 10:53 SpiritoftheTunA wrote:i have to profess some level of offense taken at the notion that because the popular notion that mothers are invariably well-intentioned people propagated by people with decent mothers can really make feel people with more questionable parenting really bad ok that was only half serious also nanoei your post was godlike i enjoyed it greatly as well and copypasted it into the general discussion thread cuz i thought it was great Edit: Yoooooo can we please not talk about parenting on this thread? I know this blog post has a lot to do with it, but it's an extremely touchy issue for me, especially when you mention questionable parenting.
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Great post! 5/5 for diffusing toxic players.
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