And here at the Corporate Institutional
Forum of DotA
We find ourselves reflecting
Finding out
That in fact
dihg came back
dihg was always coming back
From the brain genius that brought you Blink Furion and Offlane Zeus, I have come to develop a new strategy for the world.
It's an eternal evil concerned with thievery
Medieval prehistoric rhetoric well we ahead of that
Lay it down with sound waves that pound pavement
Original minstrels my central processing unit
Is in tune with my heart for this art
Not artificial cause that makes it hard to miss you
Copycats finish last in the human race
Staying glued to safes too prude to take a budha break
We got espers that let us bless with fresh shit
Undetected by yes men questing for five fleeting nanoseconds of fame
I'll be starting this adventure from ~4000 MMR, and I will try to stream as often as I can. Please come follow on www.twitch.tv/harodihg
Below are not only my grievances with the report system, but also with humanity as a whole.
I hope you enjoy.
Progress:
11/9/2014: Record for the day: 3 wins - 5 losses: + Show Spoiler +
Game 1: Loss
Why? Our team had some severe issues and rather than try to finish the game PotM started leaping into the other game saying "im bored".
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1014083381
Game 2: Loss
What happened? I think that the pictures below speak for themselves.
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1014212136
Game 3: Loss
Everyone's so angsty
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1014327558
Game 4: Win
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1014433528
Game 5: Loss
I'm sure you can imagine what happened this game when sniper for whatever reason came to my offlane and fed.
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1014628153
Game 6: Loss
Nothing new, same shit different game.
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1014763540
Game 7: Win
Miserable game of everyone blaming each other, we ended up down 2 rax and our throne nearly died before we won. Go me.
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1016296785
Game 8: Win
I picked Necrolyte first and said I was farming the safelane. The next picks were invoker for mid, LC for offlane, troll to farm the safelane since Necrolyte is a support, and an axe to jungle. Lolz.
Eventually Troll dies in lane and it's entirely my fault and I get spam pinged for a while even though I got a double kill after he died. Then he is kind enough to carry me with his expert strategies. I offlane Necrolyte so I don't get griefed and have to fight for farm if I try to go into another lane.
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1016407744
11/10/2014: + Show Spoiler +
Game 1: Loss
I tried to safelane Necrolyte again. It's like people just get into a mindset that we lose because of this before even trying. We had a jungle WK who went midas first and a TA whine about not receiving help despite picking TA into Viper.
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1016473089
Game 2: Win
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1016531383
Game 3: Win
Carried with jungle Luna. Team was really angry at first, but I showed them.
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1016614590
Game 4: Loss
Image speaks for itself.
http://www.dotabuff.com/players/67893845
Game 5: Win
Well, after getting flamed relentlessly by my team despite basically winning us the game alone the Lion on the other team abandoned and we wound up winning. Fun.
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1016844680
Game 6: Loss
I went 35-5 lmao.....There's no possible way I was intended to win this game
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1017046482
Game 7: Win
Pretty easy.
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1017207230
Game 8: Loss
AM flat out abandoned, lol.
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1017294744
Game 9: Win
Sweet, sweet victory.
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1017395169
Game 10: Win
We won team.
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1017492041